Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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