didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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