Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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