i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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