I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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