holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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