so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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