I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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