That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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