WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
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i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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