Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
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I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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