did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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