So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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