Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
