We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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