need another drink. this is the easiest way
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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