I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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