Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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