Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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