But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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