The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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