idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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