yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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