I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Are we still banned from the library?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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