he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
bring money and cleavage
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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