I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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