on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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