if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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