he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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