OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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