i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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