the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
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after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Don’t judge me
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