great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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