i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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