Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Randomize
