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Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
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