how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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