is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
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I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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