white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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