fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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