Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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