his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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