Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i dont even know how to be here
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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