Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Another day, another engagement, another cat
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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