I want to stick my p in your. b.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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