I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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