hotel room ftw
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Is Oprah even human
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Randomize
