I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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