Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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