Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
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I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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