A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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