guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
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No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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