im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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