he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I just googled if crying burns calories
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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